Minions!!! My dear sweet fillet Minions...
(panties being thrown onto stage)
(Puts panties in pocket...) Anyway, I have some 3d porn for you today. This is a WIP piece I'm doing in my not so free time.
I know what you're thinking. Why is your samurai white? Well...I was gonna make him Asian but then there was some affirmative action issues and apparently we needed to UP the white people count. Also I live in Asia so I'm trying to diversify.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Minions, the Josh is sad today. I too am a wondering Pixel Gypsy not living in my home country so that I may be employeed doing what I love. I am sad because our model is broken and it's getting worse. I wish some day this would change.
Unite Minions. Please share.
My dear sweet chocolate covered Minions. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I can only make creepy weird things. Nay! I am a bright shiny diamond with many sides. I can do literally anything. (throws cape over broad shoulders).
Today I give you Charlie and his little buddy. The overly smug bug.
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Lets see what I have in the bag for you all this year. Hm...lets see. Ah, this will do. Today I give you my latest creation. I call him Trig. Why Trig? Cause his head is the shape of a pyramid. A pyramid has 3 sides. 3 is the same as Tri. Tri is pretty damn close to Trig. Thus. Trig. (exhale).
Look just forget it. It's not important how I come to these conclusions. The point is that I have a present for you. Take it!
Sunday, October 27, 2013
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Monday, March 25, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Handle Bar is patient, quiet and very self conscious about his head.
I'll be uploading the sculpting video tomorrow. So sit back and relax till then. I SAID CALM THE F%$K DOWN AND RELAX!!! There...there...I didn't mean to yell at you. It's because I love you and you just make me so mad sometimes.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Since starting this blog I've amassed a great number of Josh Minions. You might be asking yourself, "What is a Josh Minion?" A Josh Minion is a follower of my work. It's sort of like having a stalker but they are willing to do absolutely anything I ask and they do it for the simple reward of being near me. This may range from making me a sandwich or fixing my car to something more important, like disposing of the dead prostitute in my trunk. They are sort of like slaves except they are treated better and intensely happy to be around me. Anyway, I decided to show you exactly what a Josh Minion looks like. I have no idea why this particular minion is wearing a pair of bunny/cow pajamas. They are sort of like kids. You just let them do what ever they want until they risk hurting themselves. They aren't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer if you know what I mean.
In case you think I'm kidding. See the reference below. It's one of my minions visiting me at Siggraph.
(sculpt video to some shortly)
Friday, October 26, 2012
Hello everyone. I'd like you to meet Beak. He is outspoken. Strict. He would describe himself as, "Firm but fair." and he has positively zero front vision.
Video to come soon. If you like my work please visit my facebook page. www.facebook.com/joshrobinson3d
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
I was contacted recently to do a short video about my life here in Singapore. The guys that put it together did a great job. Thanks for making it a fun experience everyone. (waving).
Oh and an extra thanks to the girl that was spraying water on me for the promotional pics. You know who you are.
The Digital Artist from little red ants on Vimeo.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Monday, September 3, 2012
I'm not sure if I actually like this guy (or girl) or not. I didn't actually model a penis so... really we are just guessing. Any who... I'm hoping the next one will exonerate me in the event that all my Josh minions think this one is sub par. I'll post it tomorrow.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
It's not uncommon for me to get approached to work on a project or produce a DVD or make a quick tutorial. In this case I was approached to do a creature DVD for a larger box set. It's also not unusual for people to not follow through with their part.
About a year ago I sculpted this creature from concept (not my concept) to final sculpt. I also retopo'd it using 3D Coat. I probably recorded 12-15 hours of work with Narration. Not just any narration. Sweet, sweet, Josh narration. Yea thats right. The soothing kind. The kind that makes you feel warm in the pit of your stomach... anyway...
(drum roll) I've never heard back about the dvd after giving up all the content over a year ago. I may just give up the entire load of content for free to my stalkers/minions. I did sign a contract however so, I'll be contacting them prior to this. Though I cant imagine they have any plans to actually release this anymore. Zbrush has gone up like two versions since then. Who wants to buy a dvd that is pre-dynamesh.
A few shots of the creature.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
He's in the shape of a "t" and he's got bags of, god knows what attached to the sides of his face. So naturally his name is Tea Bag.
This was about a three hour sculpt including me smooshing around a dynamesh blob till I decided what the heck I was going to do. As always, Enjoy!
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Hulk was like, "Hey Spidey what are you doing later?" Spidey was like, "Your mom".
Next thing I know cars are being over turned, children are crying and hulk has web on his face.
Original inspiration of this was an image my friend Carlos posted on my Facebook page. I'm not positive who the original artist is.
Monday, April 23, 2012
For some reason this turned into a middle aged hulk. He's got a muffin top and low sex drive. I don't know what his deal is. Hulk is just depressed lately... Suck it up Hulk! (groaning in the background).
Ultimately I'm going to turn this into a more finished piece with a couple characters. This is the first pass on my hulk character. Not much time spent on this but the forms are there and I like the silhouette. The ear is totally whack and he's got not hair. Matter of fact he's naked. Sh#T.... maybe he's upset cause he's got that Ken doll situation going on down stairs... anyway...
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
I spent a bit longer on the paint pass. I think this one looks better. The first pass was alright but it was quick. I've added a little more color as well as brush stroke work into the final. Still a quick piece overall. Enjoy my minions... (rubbing hands)...
A friend of mine showed me a hilarious little character painted by Sam Spratt the other day. I decided to do a 3D sculpt of him. I tried to stick withing the same guidelines that Sam set when he painted his. He painted it in 2.5 hours and so I sculpted this in about 2.5 hours as well. I'll probably add a flag in his left hand tomorrow.
Enjoy my minions! mu-hahaahhaha (rubbing hands).
Enjoy my minions! mu-hahaahhaha (rubbing hands).
Original Painting I saw that Sam Spratt had done.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Something I came up with this week. I started with a sphere and kept moving things around till I got an interesting silhouette. It's still really rough but you get the idea. I think his anatomy lends to some interesting animation possibilities. Or maybe not. I'm pretty Biased. I did make it after all.