Thursday, December 26, 2013

Merry Christmas Minions! (throwing candy)

Lets see what I have in the bag for you all this year.  Hm...lets see.  Ah, this will do.  Today I give you my latest creation.  I call him Trig.  Why Trig?  Cause his head is the shape of a pyramid.  A pyramid has 3 sides.  3 is the same as Tri.  Tri is pretty damn close to Trig.  Thus.  Trig.  (exhale).

Look just forget it.  It's not important how I come to these conclusions.  The point is that I have a present for you.  Take it!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Minions!  As a child of the 80's 90's this was sorta inevitable.  Thats right.  A god damn ninja turtle.

I have  full sculpt and paint video that I'll be posting in 2 parts starting tomorrow.  So come back soon my children!  Soon!  Do it!  Get to the chopppah!  Do it now!

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Time to get serious my minions.... buckle up.

A motivational talk on how I think the purpose of school should be redefined and what some of the current problems are with this current approach to education.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Kangaroo...Raptor Bat..thing...

Hello Minions.  Today I'm proud to present my latest creation.  It's a uh, Raptor-bat... no wait... It's a Kanga-Raptor...Or is a a Bataroo...?  Ah f*ck it.  Just take it.  Take it right on the damn face.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Axle the bipolar alien

Axle is passionate.  Quirky and incredibly unpredictable.  Mostly due to his recent diagnosis of bipolarism.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Oh snap. Josh gets his painting on...

A combination of photos, image manipulation and paint work.  Boom.  Done.

I give you a self portrait and a gf of mine who always flexes at me.  ha ha.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Handle Bar Quad Damage

Oh snap! Handle Bar got upgraded today. Multitasking is now at level 70.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Minions! (Standing up from kingly chair). Today I give you Handle Bar!

Handle Bar is patient, quiet and very self conscious about his head.

I'll be uploading the sculpting video tomorrow.  So sit back and relax till then.  I SAID CALM THE F%$K DOWN AND RELAX!!!  There...there...I didn't mean to yell at you.  It's because I love you and you just make me so mad sometimes.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Fattie McFat Pants meets poly paint...

Hello minions!  (taking off cape.)

Not a nice render or anything.  Cause...frankly I don't have time for such things.  I did toss some color on him however.  Ewwww, he's gross...

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Fattie McFat Pants

Today I give you Fattie Mc Fat Pants.  Fattie likes long walks on the beach and incredibly overweight women.  Like, really big.  Like to the point where you question their survival.  It's pretty gross actually.

(sculpt inspired by Aris Kolokontes)

Thursday, January 3, 2013

What the f@#k is a minion anyway?

Since starting this blog I've amassed a great number of Josh Minions.  You might be asking yourself, "What is a Josh Minion?"  A Josh Minion is a follower of my work.  It's sort of like having a stalker but they are willing to do absolutely anything I ask and they do it for the simple reward of being near me.  This may range from making me a sandwich or fixing my car to something more important, like disposing of the dead prostitute in my trunk.  They are sort of like slaves except they are treated better and intensely happy to be around me.  Anyway, I decided to show you exactly what a Josh Minion looks like.  I have no idea why this particular minion is wearing a pair of bunny/cow pajamas.  They are sort of like kids.  You just let them do what ever they want until they risk hurting themselves.  They aren't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer if you know what I mean.

In case you think I'm kidding.  See the reference below.  It's one of my minions visiting me at Siggraph.

(sculpt video to some shortly)