Thursday, May 15, 2014

Cracker-Ass Samurai

Minions!!!  My dear sweet fillet Minions...
(panties being thrown onto stage)

(Puts panties in pocket...) Anyway, I have some 3d porn for you today.  This is a WIP piece I'm doing in my not so free time.

I know what you're thinking.  Why is your samurai white?  Well...I was gonna make him Asian but then there was some affirmative action issues and apparently we needed to UP the white people count.  Also I live in Asia so I'm trying to diversify.

Minions UNITE!!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Minions,  the Josh is sad today.  I too am a wondering Pixel Gypsy not living in my home country so that I may be employeed doing what I love.  I am sad because our model is broken and it's getting worse.  I wish some day this would change.

Unite Minions.  Please share.

Charlie the Chameleon and the little Smug Bug...

My dear sweet chocolate covered Minions.  I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking I can only make creepy weird things.  Nay!  I am a bright shiny diamond with many sides.  I can do literally anything.  (throws cape over broad shoulders).

Today I give you Charlie and his little buddy.  The overly smug bug.

Oh muh gawd! It's almost done!!! Godzilla!!

For the last year I've been lucky enough to be the model supervisor on this little gem.  Some pretty awesome visuals by some pretty damn talented people.

Take it Minions.  Take it square on the face...